Hello Stumblers,
Let's be straight. I am here for one reason only - to pimp my website WWW.DIARYOFFOOLS.COM. True, I'm not your typical pimp, though. Replace the Cadillac Fleetwood with a Prius, the finely-tailored suit with a sensible button-down and a nice pair of slacks I purchased with a JC Penny gift card, and the stable of ho's with consistently entertaining posts. But don't be mistaken, if you don't have my money, I will cut you. And yes, I was too cheap to actually purchase this iStock photo for my profile.